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GOT MY TICKET!

Starting my vacation right... heading to NYC for the 10 p.m. show at Caroline's on Friday. YES!

Added by Lisa "Riz" Risley on September 23, 2010 at 5:25pm — No Comments

Go here: http://disgruntledfringe.blogspot.com/

Because I'm too fucking distracted and busy to keep more than one blog. I know. I've tried.

http://disgruntledfringe.blogspot.com/

Added by Lisa "Riz" Risley on September 9, 2010 at 10:26pm — No Comments

Why does most liquid soap look like cum?

Go to wash your hands & it looks like someone's just blown his wad in your hand.

Just curious.

Added by Lisa "Riz" Risley on August 22, 2010 at 9:48pm — No Comments

Half a tab of xanax...

...and a clove cigarette. Afternoon snack of the perpetually stressed.

(I'd rather it was a joint and a shot of tequila [throw in some mad sex, even better], but then I'd never get any fuckin' work done.)

Added by Lisa "Riz" Risley on August 19, 2010 at 2:23pm — No Comments

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